Will, age 8 1/2
"Mom, can I have a shovel? I want to dig a trench for the rain."
"Mom, can I dig a hole in the front yard so I can play golf?"
"Mom, can we start building a small fire for cold nights?"
Hey ~ at least he ASKS! :)
On the way back from Magic Kingdom, heading to the resort:
"Now that we're going home, I want to sleep. Don't wake me up until lunch time."
This from the kid who has never slept past 7am. :)
Nathan, age 5 1/2
It's never a good thing when the child that has brought you the front door knob before starts a conversation with,
"Mom, I accidentally unscrewed this..."
After dropping a toy
"Upsie my daisies..." then he turned and said, "if I had four hands I could do moe work!"
On the definition of "country"
Country is where you can pee outside 'cause no one can see you!
Witt, almost 4 years old
After leaving the Magic Kingdom
"We saw Woody and Jesse but none of their friends." {Thoughtful Pause} "Maybe they are still in the computer."
While sitting on the potty in a public restroom equipped with an automatic flush that went off too early -
"Now I'm going to have to start all over again!"
Not Tiny Talk, but this cracked me up...
included in a text from my husband, Jeff, where he had misspelled a word:
"Spelling? I'm an engineer and calculators can't spell either."
