(Not so Tiny) Tiny Talk

When the boys were little, I documented some of the funny things they said or misunderstood.  The boys are still hilarious, but I can't call it "Tiny Talk" anymore.  :(

Nathan, age 12

There is a girl at school, L, that is his girlfriend.  I smiled and told him, "No Kissin'!" 

His replied with a bid smile, "I know! But when I'm 15, you have no responsibility over me as to if I do any kissing!" 

That kid... he cracks me up. How does he come up with this stuff???!