Are Kids Human?

Will's interpretation of "We Wish You a Merry Christmas"

• "Glad tidings we bring to you and your kids..."

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Figuring out a new word:

"This isn't for humans, it's for kids only." (Human = grownups; so are kids not human?!)

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Looking for his cup in a clean kitchen:

"Mom, it's so hard to find my cup when this room is so clean!"

Ouch, that one hurt... Guess the kitchen is more often dirty than clean.
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Constant questions:

• What do you want to do tomorrow night?

• What would you like to do tonight?

• What if? What would you do?
  

What if lightening hit a tree and it was falling toward you... What would you do?
What if a train was coming your way and the tracks were switched... What would you do?
What if you didn't run away fast enough... What would you do?

Tell me, mom! Tell me!
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Will wakes up and comes into the living room. Usually the first thing we hear is, "Morning." Today we got, "Mom, there is a dried out burger in my nose and it's driving me crazy!!"

Oh, the honesty and grossness of children... LOL!